mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
i will actually find something pink to wear on this day
what have I done
i thought he got fucked AS a (female) horse????
after an entire year of these comments constantly being added to my post, I would like to specify that yes Loki was a female horse, and was indeed “fucked”. This is a joke. meant only as a joke. stop taking everything so literally. And even if when you did see this post and thought ‘But HE was the one who was fucked!” then either don’t reblog it. or reblog it and please keep it to yourself. Please.
Besides, “penetrated” in only a more specific connotation of the general definition of “fucked”, which is “engaged in sexual activity with”
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
the non binary petition has only like jjust over 2 weeks and only has nearly 22,000 signs, but i dont think people realize that 22,00 is not enough and we need to get to 100,000 immediately
you are being depended on to sign this to help non binary peole and give them basic rights
cmon do it
here is a link to the petition, please please please sign/signal boost!
petitions for asexuals to be allowed to say “i totally aced that” whenever they misread a potentially sexualised situation
and then to just majestically sweep out of the room in a billowing cloud of purple smoke but that is optional
there is a scale of urls and it goes like this, from best to worst:
-canon url, no dashes
-semi canon url, slight letter change or dashes added
-url that is overall generic but means something to the blogger
-url with the letters spaced out with dashes
-[fictional character name]’s [body part] url
-url with slurs in it
-unironic superwholock url
the likelyhood of encountering those lower on the scale increases with every popular post you make. this is your only warning.
sorry just because you don’t like superwholock doesn’t mean that related urls are worse than slurs
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Whenever anyone is talking about how feminist Avatar is they always forget how within the first 4 minutes of the first episode Sokka says ‘Leave it to a girl to screw everything up’ and the Katara calls him sexist and gets so mad she destroys an iceberg and finds the Avatar and basically Katara calling Sokka out on his shit started the whole show
he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative
my zucchini is wonderful and makes every day a little bit better
i love you bby
Catholics wear ashes to mark themselves as sinners, not holy or special. It’s a scarlet letter, not a gold medal